That’s not a tear in my eye. It’s a land of myth and a time of magic.
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon
if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically
some person: hey asstown
i think my favourite part about this post is that out of all the mean names someone could realistically call you, they chose “asstown”
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
im laughing omg so i was watching catching fire with my parents and during the scene where gale gets whipped and then they go to the house to take care of him my mom just starts laughing and then explains that when prim gives him morphling in his back (actual quote from my mom): “she just punctured his lung” like wtf. god damnit prim
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”